Friday, April 3, 2009

How to Wash Your Cat



HOW TO CLEAN YOUR TOILET AND WASH YOUR CAT AT THE SAME TIME.

Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to sit on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" “and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

YOUR CAT AND COMMODE WILL BOTH BE SPARKLING CLEAN.

6 comments:

  1. Can I say how much I dislike cats and wish...nah never mind. You get my drift. Thanks for the levity this morning Steve.

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  2. You are welcome Bill...glad to make you laugh...

    Rick...one of my favorites as well!

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  3. Missed this one somehow...

    #3.. "In one smooth movement?" Yep.. even with declawed cats that ain't gonna happen.

    #8... "Streak through the bathroom?" Steve, unless a cat has clothes on - say a sweater... they streak anyways.

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  4. you are so cruel

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  5. Hey...Anonymous...you googled it! What does that say about you? :)

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