We are at the very edge of the weekend. Are you ready? I know I am.
I've found a few good quotes that might just help you prepare for the days off that are coming. Sit back. Think alittle. Maybe laugh. Relax.
"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend" (Zenna Scha).
"Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football" (S.A. Sachs).
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you" (Ogden Nash).
"There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends" (Arnot Sheppard).
"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them" (John Shirley).
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend” (Doug Larson).