I've decided to take a walk to explore the world around me. If you'd like to come along, I'll share my thoughts with you on what I've found on this journey.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Practical Christmas Gifts
Since few people read my blog on Sunday and I'm on a roll with showing Jeff Foxworthy video clips, why not take a moment to watch this short 1:17 clip. It may just have a good point.
I was laughing at myself just the other day. When I was a kid still at home I bought my dad...are you ready for this...packs of cigarettes for Christmas. Now, how stupid is that? I can see Jeff Fox doing something with that one!
Know what I want for Christmas? A new fangled washer and dryer combo. Yep! Practical. Ok, well not so practical seeing as how they cost a few grand, but hey at least it's a washer and dryer and not diamonds. Right? Give credit where it's due.
So, Steve, for Christmas I give you a 24 hour break from reading my blog. I know that's practically ridiculous since I am your finest blog addiction. But don't ever say I didn't give you anything. It's the thought that counts remember.
My wife throws out my holey socks...and underwear...just when they are getting comfortable, she claims they are worn out!
My problem with socks is that I have a half dozen socks right now that have no match! They get lost from our master bedroom to the washer/dryer and back!
Maybe if I can get one of those fancy washer/dryer deals that Heidi wants, I won't lose socks anymore!
Steve.... "the woman rule" only applies to any thing that is plugged in that the HUSBAND is wanting for the wife to use to make his life better.. not that the wife wants. Know your rules would ya?
I was laughing at myself just the other day. When I was a kid still at home I bought my dad...are you ready for this...packs of cigarettes for Christmas. Now, how stupid is that? I can see Jeff Fox doing something with that one!
ReplyDeleteOh Bill...so I see that being a redneck isn't limited to the deep south...even a northern Yankee from Ohio can be a redneck...you've just made my day!
ReplyDeleteKnow what I want for Christmas? A new fangled washer and dryer combo. Yep! Practical. Ok, well not so practical seeing as how they cost a few grand, but hey at least it's a washer and dryer and not diamonds. Right? Give credit where it's due.
ReplyDeleteSo, Steve, for Christmas I give you a 24 hour break from reading my blog. I know that's practically ridiculous since I am your finest blog addiction. But don't ever say I didn't give you anything. It's the thought that counts remember.
Heidi Reed
Heidi...I thought the "woman rule" was that a husband should never give anything that has a plug in it for Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, etc.
ReplyDeleteI need some new socks.
ReplyDeleteWhite or black?
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter, as most of my current socks could be described as "church socks", that is, they are holey. ;-)
ReplyDeleteMy wife throws out my holey socks...and underwear...just when they are getting comfortable, she claims they are worn out!
ReplyDeleteMy problem with socks is that I have a half dozen socks right now that have no match! They get lost from our master bedroom to the washer/dryer and back!
Maybe if I can get one of those fancy washer/dryer deals that Heidi wants, I won't lose socks anymore!
My Christmas gift to myself (as of yesterday afternoon--yes I shopped on Sunday):
ReplyDeletesocks (on sale at Marshall's)
Undewear (on sale at Marshall's)
Shirt-tie (REALLY on sale at Marshalls).
Steve.... "the woman rule" only applies to any thing that is plugged in that the HUSBAND is wanting for the wife to use to make his life better.. not that the wife wants. Know your rules would ya?
ReplyDeleteI wear hubby's socks.. but that's another story..
Camey: Right on!! 'cept I ain't gettin' the washing combo anyway. :(
ReplyDeleteHeidi
The problem with the woman rule is that the rule is always changing! It is next to impossible to keep up with all the "Woman Rules..."
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