Many of you have commented about my son's photo slideshow that runs on this blog. If you can't tell, my wife and I are just a little obsessed with taking pictures of him and posting them on his personal blog.
Blogs are great for many things. One thing they are wonderful for is helping grandparents who live a long distance away to see the going and coming of their grandson! So, if for no other reason, we enjoy posting those photos of him.
A couple of regular commenters (Bill and Phil) commented about the Braves jersey my son is wearing. It seems that Bill is a huge Pirates fan--probably the only one; and Phil is a supporter of the Chicago Cubs--not sure why!
Anyway, these two men have given me grief about Evan wearing this particular jersey. As with most things in life, there's a story behind the jersey he has on. Warning, if you don't like a cute story, just skip reading today's blog.
Shortly after Evan was born, we started finalizing his birth announcement that we wanted to send to family and friends. You know what birth announcements are? Those are the things you send to people who already know you have a new baby, but you want one more way to brag about the addition to your family!
Anyway, we wanted to dress Evan up appropriately for his big photo shoot. However, most of the clothes we had for him were simply too big! At birth, he was rather skinny and the clothes just looked huge on him. We really wanted to dress him in some sports outfit, since I am such a huge baseball and sports fan. Well, his University of Alabama outfit didn't fit great, it was too big, and he had already worn it in the photo taken of him at the hospital. So that was out.
We fretted and fretted over what to put him in for the picture. Finally, in a moment of genius or insanity, I went upstairs and found the perfect outfit for him! At Christmas, before Evan was born, I gave my wife a teddy bear for Christmas--it was for her to keep until Evan arrived. I had gone to Build-A-Bear Workshop and bought the bear and dressed him in an Atlanta Braves uniform (jersey, pants, and even stocking socks!). Well, I pulled the clothes off the bear and placed them on Evan! Believe it or not, they were the perfect size for him!
So, pictures were taken of Evan in his Atlanta Braves uniform, and then the uniform was returned to its original location--back on the teddy bear.
Hopefully, one day, Evan will appreciate the humor of this story! I know my wife and I will always treasure it!
And, if he ever makes it to the Big Leagues, I've got the original rookie card--hundreds of them--that should be worth something on eBay!
A cute and cuddly bear, I mean son. Good story Steve in spite of the failings of the father to properly clothe his son. Wait till he gets old enough to take you to court for abuse. He will blame you for the way he is because he was mis-dressed as a child. Prepare for it my friend! Sort of like the "I am the way I am because of the way my parents potty trained me." You are dead meat!
ReplyDeleteSteve,
ReplyDeleteCute story. But... skinny? Most confess that threw me a bit. I was expectin more of a - "He was so itty bitty witty." Skinny?
I also think you're the first man I've ever heard of buying a Build A Bear for his wife. Sensitive man you are. (said in my Master Yoda voice.)
Bill, I go and make you famous and this is the respect I get: "You are dead meat."
ReplyDeleteGee whiz...
Camey...I have you know, I stood proudly in line with 20 or so children, all under the age of 10...boys and girls (mainly girls)...I picked out the bear, the uniform, I held the foot pedal down to blow the stuffing inside the bear, I even made "my wish" and dropped the heart inside him!
ReplyDeleteSo...I have no manhood left! And, by the time Bill and Phil and Kevin and Bernard finish with me on here, I'll probably be burying my head in the deepest sand I can find!
But, I'm comfortable with who I am!
I was trying to prepare you for future parenthood of a son who sees a baby picture of himself dressed in a Braves uniform and he is a Pirate fan.
ReplyDeleteHe'll be asking the same question 99.9999% of all other baseball fans ask, "There's a team in Pittsburg?"
ReplyDeleteSteve: That's what makes it all the better of a story!
ReplyDeleteHere's my list:
1) Sensitive (almost to a fault, but seriously - you did not go out of bounds here)
2) Patient (standing in line with all those young children)
3) Long-suffering (see #2)
4) Willing to risk looking like a fool
5) Clearly thankful to be a husband and dad
HI, Bill. ;)
Camey...please check back later, after the guys have finished with me!
ReplyDeleteI might need some more uplifting!
The CHICAGO CUBS uniform will be on the way shortly! Don't worry EVAN, "Uncle Phil" will make sure you are properly clothed!
ReplyDeleteSo Uncle Phil...you aren't that uncle that every one looks at and says, "Well, bless his heart..."?
ReplyDeleteNO, I am not "THAT uncle," Steve. I'm the "uncle" that sends little gifts, spoils the kids rotten, and never shows up for the holidays...
ReplyDeleteI'm the "absentee uncle" if anything...but I try to always send "something"...at least while they are small.
I have a niece and nephew (both are now in high school) who got every VEGGIE TALE video that ever came out several years ago..."Uncle Phil" made sure these kids knew about Larry, Asparagus Jr, and the others...
Phil...while I am far from young or still small...would you consider adopting ME as your nephew?
ReplyDeleteWhat a good man you are, Uncle Phil!
I think the Braves uniform is good. (Of course, I've been an Atlanta fan since Dale Murphy playes centerfield.)
ReplyDeleteI would say that I would offer to keep Bernard in line, but I'm not sure I want to.
:P
Well, Karma...you've got great tastes in baseball teams...now as far as Bernard goes...:)
ReplyDeleteOk karma. I used to like you until you started spouting off that heretical stuff about liking the Smurf. :) My daughter's first baseball "idol" was Smurf. All we got was TBS and them confounded Braves were all she knew (course they didn't win much then). Now she lives in Knoxville and still follows them. Sort of sickening if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteManhood Steve? It takes a real man to stand by his team like I have the Pirates for all these many years.
Hi back Camey but please do not encourage Steve in his fetish with the Braves.
Now, now Bill...I've let you come on here and insult me...and my Braves...even what my son was wearing...
ReplyDeleteBut, you can't insult fellow commenters! Now, apologize to Karma and Camey...
I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry Camey and Karma. Would you please forgive me for being honest? I mean, insensitive? I will try to do better and be better.
ReplyDeleteAs for Steve........
And to think Bill...you came so close to actually be a decent human being...so close, yet so far!
ReplyDeleteDidn't the Carpenters sing about that one back in your day?
Ummm... Go Indians?
ReplyDeleteNaw... Go Buckeyes... afterall, who cares about baseball anyway? It's football... all about football kids.
Professional... Go Browns!
Am I from Ohio or what?
Ha!!
Heidi Reed
Football -- University of TN all the way!!!! GO VOLS!
ReplyDeleteProfessional -- GB Packers and Carolina Panthers
Oh Karma...you bring some profanity to my site?
ReplyDeleteFootball--Roll Tide Roll! I've never heard of the Vols? They play football? What division are they in? Is that a high school team?
Professional? I can live with either the Pack or the Cowboys!
Rocky Top, You'll always be,
ReplyDeleteHome sweet home to me. . . . . .
Hey there Heidi! LIved in Ohio for many years of my professional life. My youngest lives in Columbus and her husband is a die hard Buckeye fan. He is also a Bengals and Reds fan. how in the world did he get into our family? See now why I have to try so hard with baseball and my grandson?
ReplyDeleteKarma: my oldest lives in Knoxville. Guess who she roots for in the Fall?
Me? I pay attention to the Tour de France and baseball. Are there any other sports?
Hi Bill. I was born and raised in Columbus, Ohio. I actually bleed scarlet and gray. True true.
ReplyDeleteMy whole family is Reds/Bengals. I, being the rebel that I am, choose the northern teams.
And I will always hate Michigan.
LOL!!
Heidi
Okay...Heidi, Bill, and Karma...you are on notice! Blog commenting rights may be withdrawn at any moment! If you keep up this "stuff" about these foreign schools and teams, I may have to ban you for life...
ReplyDeleteThen again, maybe I'll just let you keep going, digging your own grave, and letting everyone see just how foolish you are being!
Roll Tide Roll!
:)
An AUBURN FAN here...WAR EAGLE!
ReplyDeletePhil...did you think that I would think you were a Northwestern fan? Is there such a thing?
ReplyDeleteBut, now that you have declared your loyalty, your name is getting dangerously close to being added to my blocked commenter list!
At least you didn't really insult me by saying that you were a Notre Dame fan! That leads to an immediate ban!
:)
So now you're going to dis on the Fighting Irish.
ReplyDeleteAre you even American, Steve?
LOL!! I've probably just been banned. Oh well, you'll forgive me soon enough.
heidi
Heidi...you are close to a lifetime ban!
ReplyDeleteAfter I typed that team's name, I had to go wash my hands...they just felt dirty!
You have to remember, The University of Alabama and the small yankee catholic school has quite an extensive and heated history...Can we say Sugar Bowl!
Oh Steve,
ReplyDeleteGive up all the drama, please....it doesn't become you!
Phil...after the last decade UA has had, you, of all people, should understand! After all, hasn't it been something like 100 years since the Aubbies won the national championship?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I rooted for Notre Dame about 40 years ago when they played Alabama in some bowl game or another....
ReplyDeleteBill,
ReplyDeleteDon't think I didn't notice you said Steve has a fetish. Just sayin'....
Steve,
You guys/gals are cracking me up. Still reading.. lol
Phil...you are a warped man...really warped...I think the Windy City had messed up your mind!
ReplyDeleteCamey...you really shouldn't listen to Bill. I think he has lost his last marble!
ReplyDelete