Bald.
No matter how you try to part it, when you are bald you are bald.
Oh. I’ve seen the bad combovers.
I even tried it myself.
No one (but me) was really convinced I had hair.
A combover only accentuates the baldness you are trying to hide.
So, guys, quit trying.
Women really don’t like combovers anyway. They really don’t.
Be yourself. Your folliclely-challenged self.
I started going bald at 21. I blame my grandfather for that.
Look at it this way. Going bald has advantages. Takes less shampoo. Less hair spray. Less effort.
Life Rule #23: Be Yourself!
