Showing posts with label Eye. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eye. Show all posts

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Gorilla--100 Words



Gorilla.

Big animal. Mean. Scary-looking. Something to fear.

All true definitions.

Gorilla is also the name of a superglue.

The same definitions used above fits the superglue!

Especially in the hands of a two-year-old. Twelve days ago, I was applying superglue to some paper.

In a second, my son grabbed the superglue. When I reacted, he jerked his hand back and touched the superglue to the corner of his eye.

In case you are wondering, superglue on the eyelid doesn’t take 15 seconds to set. Not even 5 seconds. Try instantly.

Gorilla—big, mean, scary. All true. Especially the superglue-variety.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

This Commerical Owns Me!

I know that TV commericals shouldn't own me, I do understand that. But, from the first time I saw the following commerical, I have laughed every time I have seen it. Tolerate my weird sense of my humor.