Showing posts with label Ernie Chambers; Nebraska; Lawsuit; God. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ernie Chambers; Nebraska; Lawsuit; God. Show all posts

Monday, August 18, 2008

God, Please Raise Your Right Hand

Psalm 96-6
A state senator in Nebraska, Sen. Ernie Chambers, says his lawsuit against God might seem funny but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have a serious point.

State Senator Ernie Chambers asked Douglas County District Judge Marlon Polk last week to let his lawsuit proceed. Chambers said he wants to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are poor or have the means of billionaire Warren Buffett of Omaha.

What in the world does that mean? Does God keep people from being able to have access to court? Where in the world does that idea come from? I’ve never heard of such.

“What brought me to the point of filing this lawsuit was the ill-advised attempts by certain legislators to prevent the filing of certain lawsuits,” Chambers said.

Chambers acknowledges using wit and humor in the lawsuit he filed last September seeking a permanent injunction against God. Chambers said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the earth’s inhabitants.”

The court told Chambers last week that his lawsuit may be dismissed because he had failed to serve notice on God. Chambers acknowledged that failure in court Tuesday while sitting a few feet away from an empty table reserved for God and God’s attorney.

“Despite my most sincere, zealous efforts, I could not find a location to serve the defendant,” Chambers said.

Chambers argued that courts and the U.S. government already routinely take notice of God. Courts swear in witnesses with an oath that includes the phrase “so help me God.” Plus, the pledge of allegiance describes “one nation, under God,” and U.S. currency proclaims “In God We Trust.”

And the senator said that if the court recognizes God, the deity wouldn’t need formal notice of the lawsuit because he knows everything. And God would be at every hearing because he’s everywhere always.

A senator for 38 years, Chambers skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians. He is being pushed out of the Legislature by term limits.

What do you think? One of my first reactions was that this lawsuit is another example of wasting the already overcrowded court system’s time. Here’s a judge, lawyers, and others who will now have to spend value time on a meaningless lawsuit, by some crazy state senator who is about to be out of a job.

He doesn’t care much for God? Okay. I got that. He doesn’t attend morning prayers? That’s his choice to make. Criticizes Christians? At least he’s being consistent! But, so what? Does that give him the right to create such a frivolous lawsuit? I don’t think so.

But, I would love to hear what you think.